One of the best blogs of all time. Best line? “My sister is about drop a baby in your triage.”
I’m about to do something I vowed never to do – write a mom blog. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. This I promise you:
I promise never to describe the color, quantity or consistency of my child’s poop.
I promise never to describe the color, quantity or consistency of my child’s spit up.
Like, seriously mom bloggers, stop it and leave that to webmd.
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Proverbs 21:19 Better to live in a desert than with a quarrelsome and nagging wife.
I was 4 months pregnant when my husband said, “I’ve been reading a lot about natural child birth.”
“Hippie, no! Stop right there. When YOU have the next baby, we’ll talk about it.”
“Hear me out. I’ve read a lot about the effects of medication in labor…”
“Oh really? Read anything about the success rate of marriages afterwards?”
He never brought it up again.
Stage 1: Denial.
For an entire day I was…
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