After the shoppers went home and the gifts were hid,
After the money was wasted, and the hot cocoa drunk,
After the parents went to bed, relieved with yet another year of Christmas shopping behind them,
Bizarre Bible Stories 2! left the printers for the bookstores.
It’s just… me, I think.
So now I pray parents shop late this year and buy books by their covers. What dad doesn’t want to buy a ninja coming out of a toilet book for his kids?
And warriors with their butts showing is a cool back cover.
You can order them online – amazon or whoever – but if you want a signed one you will have to contact the artist directly. I only wrote the inside.